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Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML

#21343515
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33440) - you deserved it (2654)

On 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML

#21340194
121 comments

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On 01/19/2015 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

#21334376
109 comments

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On 01/10/2015 at 8:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
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On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, I found out my Nan passed away. My boyfriend came over to comfort me, things got intimate and we ended up having sex. After he came, he chuckled to himself and said, "That one's for you, Nan". FML

Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML

#21318238
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On 12/15/2014 at 10:38pm - kids - by Lisa - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

#21315694
99 comments

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On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better for "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway", so she shouldn't do either. FML

#21315591
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On 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm - kids - by MedStudent90 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML

#21309681
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On 12/01/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by Silverfeathery -

Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML

#21308095
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On 11/29/2014 at 11:28am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML

#21302073
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On 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML

#21298452
115 comments

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On 11/13/2014 at 5:20pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

#21295236
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On 11/09/2014 at 3:37am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

#21293369
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On 11/06/2014 at 12:14pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

#21292231
116 comments

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On 11/04/2014 at 8:16pm - love - by single pringle - United States (New Jersey)



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