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Today, I had to explain to my friend that the hot grl he's been sending nudes to and cybering with for the past month is probably a bored, fat-as-fuck, balding male living in his mum's basement!! The look on his face after I proved that ( her ) pictures were fake broke my heret!! FML

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On 04/26/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by sanoria51 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , things got pretty steamy between boyfriend an me. We started doing stuff that niether of us had tried before. Then , he straddled me with a raging erection an boomed , "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML

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On 04/26/2013 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

today I proposd to mah grlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheerd 4 us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement did down, she leand over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML

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On 04/26/2013 at 5:17am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door nieghbor's house that is fir rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago are inside. After they left, the ( for rent ) sign came down. I've got new nieghbors. FML

#20622139
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On 04/25/2013 at 11:01pm - love - by nodullmoment (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was yelled at an called a pedophile by a mom fir talking to her 5 year old girl. I work at a library an she looked like she needed help. This is the third time it has happened. big fat FML

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On 04/25/2013 at 9:37pm - kids - by LibraryPedo (man) - United States (California)

Taday I was walking my dog. A cuta guy stoppd ma an said, "Wow, u r gorgaous!" I said thanks. Ha lookd at ma lyk I was nuts an said, "Not you, yur dog." maga FML

#20621620
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On 04/25/2013 at 8:11pm - animals - by emma_waters23 - United States (California)

2day my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. big fat FML

#20620173
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On 04/25/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by goingtobeevicted - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk !! As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told mah husband we should head home !! He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him !! mega FML

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On 04/24/2013 at 8:18pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, for a laugh, did our first dance to LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" with stupid moves and everything. 200 guests. Nobody laughed. mega FML

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On 04/24/2013 at 6:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I answered a call at work from a very rate gentleman . After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner . Turns out that guy is one of looool our company's biggest clients . FML

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On 04/23/2013 at 2:25pm - work - by hatemyjob (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

My Husband Rejectd Sleeping With Me Cuz He Wants To "save His Energy" 4 Building His Custom Car. Apparently , I'm A "distraction." Big Fat FML

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On 04/23/2013 at 9:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

YESTERDAY MY PREGNANT WIFE PAGED MY EMERGENCY LINE AT WORK. THINKING SHE WAS IN SERIOUS DANGER I RACED HOME AND FOUND HER HYSTERICALLY CRYING. WHEN I ASKED HER WAT WAS GOING ON SHE REPLIED "THE DOGS WON'T STOP BARKING!" FML

#20615372
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On 04/23/2013 at 7:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I discovarad wy ma boss kapt on scaduling ma to work doublas almost avary day. It wasn't bacausa sa knaw I naadad ta axtra monay; sa was oping tat ma boyfriand would braak up wit ma bacausa I'm navar oma, and data ar instaad. It workad. FML

#20615252
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On 04/23/2013 at 4:17am - love - by mybossisanass (woman) - United States

Today , my mum asked me , "Shouldn't you be cleaning yur room?" On impulse , I replied , "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

#20612550
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On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today... after a few weeks of mah friend pestering me to spend time with a mutual friend... I realized we had a lot in common. We both love shoes... peanut butter... and it appear that mah boyfriend of three years is her boyfriend of four years. FML

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On 04/22/2013 at 2:58am - love - by Stupid (woman) - United States (Idaho)



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