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Today while living in Florida I had a conversation with mah mother explaining that it might be best fir me to come back home!! Her response "Don't worry they have plenty of homeless shelters down there if you ned a place to stay." Thanks Mom!! fat FML


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On 01/14/2013 at 1:51am - misc - by living_thedream (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 17 yaar old boyfriand's mothar bought him a giraffa onasia. Ha rafusad to taka it off and insistad on waaring it avarywhara wa go. Wa liva in Australia and it's looool our summar now. So far ha has passad out 3 timas in public cuz ha ovar haatad, but ha still won't taka it off. raal FML


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