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ameyer13
  • Town/Country : Moberly, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 91
  • Number of comments : 18
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Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me straight in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42224) - you deserved it (3272)

On 05/14/2013 at 12:48pm - work - by sumhub94 - United States



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