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amd1314a
  • Town/Country : Murica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 89
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist and thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a red laser light through his window. I was on the stairs when he ran past, screaming bloody murder, sending me down a flight of steps. FML

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On 10/14/2013 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris, I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate, I don't exist. Upon calling them, I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen, not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage. FML

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On 10/11/2013 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

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On 08/11/2013 at 8:58pm - kids - by mydaughterisdisturbed - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay man who's lived with his partner for 5 years. She says I have commitment issues. FML

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On 04/10/2013 at 6:17pm - love - by drama king? (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by doughgirl101 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)



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