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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1518
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About amayasoma : Things can be just have to keep pushing on.

News: I'm expecting! 37 weeks along.

About me: I'm pansexual. I enjoy cosplaying and also modeling. I'm majoring in cosmetology. I like anime, manga, video games, and more. I'm open minded, caring, adventurous, sarcastic, blunt, and more. Anyone message me. love meeting new people. ..:-)

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