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  • Number of visits : 8853
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About amatayo : I have no idea why you came to check on my profile, may it be my sense of humor or my lack of a humor I don't know.

But I visit FML alot so I guess you will hear alot of me like it or not.

Hmmm revise that you will hear me and like it.

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amatayo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9048) - you deserved it (63567)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by civicman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65627) - you deserved it (4024)

On 06/25/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by Emptyspace (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, McDonalds charged me 21 cents for a honey mustard packet. The jerk manager made me break a $50 bill. So I grabbed all their napkins, carried them into the parking lot and tossed them all into the air in protest and drove off. Down the road, I realized I left my wallet at the counter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15087) - you deserved it (81861)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML


I agree, your life sucks (86159) - you deserved it (5975)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (258292) - you deserved it (88110)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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