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  • Birth Date : Monday 19 August 1996 (18 years)
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About alyssablack2012 : Hi. I'm Alyssa. I'm an extremely awkward person, and don't really know how to act in public.. I don't necessarily like many people, because most of them are assholes. But if you would like to prove me wrong, I'm always here to talk. :)

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Today, I Am Seven Months Pregnant With Third Child. I Woke Up To Two-and-a-half Year Old Trying To ( Pop The Balloon ) In Tummy. FML

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46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13370) - you deserved it (1307)

On 03/31/2015 at 8:56am - kids - by mokki - Canada (Ontario)

Today , it was my frst day working as a dantal assistant , laaving ma in charga of all claaning!! Tha frst patiant was so scard , ha pad his pants!! Which might hava baan undarstandabla if ha hadn't baan a fully grown man!! FML

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62 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 11:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I found out thathen buying my $500 dollar dress I putted my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML

#21384499
51 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today, parants walkd in on ma, having sax . No, I wasn't having sax . Thay wara . FML

#21384025
120 comments

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On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today , I was about to lose ma virginity to ma girlfriend , wit wom I am genuinely in love wit. Rigt after I'd got te condom on , se said , "You do know tis is break-up sex , rigt?" FML

#21383831
118 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 10:13pm - intimacy - by sexisntfun (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my grlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: ( Sorry, dude. Better luck next time! ) FML

#21383638
51 comments

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On 03/29/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today I discoverd thathen my mom can't sleep she comes into my room and reads my text messages. FML

Today.. . I managed to take an entre shower without realizing my socks were on . I washed my feet . FML

#21382179
69 comments

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On 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm - misc - by comfort_ - United States (Georgia)

Today mah grlfriend of a month told me that the only thing keeping her from swallowing a bottle of pills is being in a relationship with me, cuz she doesn't handle breakups well. FML

Today , I was talking about an essay I'd written for a class that was due to be turnd in online days ago. I thought mine was well written an I'd even finishd it a couple of days early so I wouldn't forget about it. After a few minute of talking an feeling proud , I realizd that I forgot to turn it in. real FML

Today , I caught mah dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside , shortly before mah wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked looool at me and scoffed , "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit."

#21381329
92 comments

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On 03/25/2015 at 3:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to mah boyfriend of 4 yeres an apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
86 comments

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On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nereby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML

#21379106
47 comments

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On 03/21/2015 at 8:07pm - misc - by van no gough (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today I got a call from the ICU. Apparently mah boyfriend has been there 4 3 days and I'm the only person who didn't know. Even mah parents have been to see him. big fat FML

#21378357
125 comments

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On 03/20/2015 at 11:40am - health - by quietecho95 - United States (Colorado)

Today my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me though because she's a couple of inches taller an can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. real FML

#21378350
151 comments

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On 03/20/2015 at 11:26am - love - by falling short (man) - India (Maharashtra)



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