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  • Birth Date : Friday 22 January 1999 (16 years)
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I found my intoxicated step-father in our back yard trying to domesticate a stray opossum, attempting to give it steak and malt liquor. FML

#21334215
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26287) - you deserved it (1916)

On 01/09/2015 at 10:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today , mah girlfriand of two yaars askd ma y I would navar tia har shoas 4 har. I confassd to har mah daap hatrd of faat. Latar , I woka up from a nap naxt to mah girlfriand. With har faat in mah mouth. FML

#21321894
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31938) - you deserved it (5624)

On 12/22/2014 at 3:05am - love - by ScottyB - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operatd toothbrushes are considerd electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in there own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML

#21318050
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30536) - you deserved it (3147)

On 12/15/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by thechaos (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my mom found my dildo, and looool got so angry that sha baat ma with it . FML

#21309415
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46125) - you deserved it (11908)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I heredhat sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML

#21262395
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35808) - you deserved it (9541)

On 09/21/2014 at 11:33am - intimacy - by royallymessedup - United Kingdom

Today, I was watching a movie with mah boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML

#21257293
67 comments

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On 09/13/2014 at 2:29am - misc - by Nat - United States (Texas)

Today, I realizd how truly insecure I really am, when the guy in the show I'm watching lookd straight into the camera an I immediately lookd away. FML

#21253498
48 comments

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On 09/07/2014 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", an he replid with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughd. FML

#21228111
112 comments

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On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if looool I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife then looked at me an giggled. FML

2day my boyfriend and I were about to make love fir the first time. The moment my bra came off, he startd hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much fir that. FML

#21208053
97 comments

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On 07/13/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today...hile sitting on mah front porch... mah cat cummd up beside me. I startd idly stroking her... only to turn an realize I was petting a wild raccoon. FML

#21206318
125 comments

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On 07/11/2014 at 7:38pm - animals - by and god shat (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , on the bus , a little boy gave me the dirtiest look , pointd at my pregnant stomach , an menacingly said , ( I know wat you did. ) FML

#21205823
115 comments

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On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" 4 over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

#21204913
149 comments

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On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)



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