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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 116
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ally_sings : so, I'm not really sure what to put here..
1. I sing
2. I'm sarcastic
3. hunting & fishing = happy Ally :)
4. you are 1039589392 times more attractive if you drive a diesel truck.
5. are you still reading this
6. I'm country as they come. (no, I am not illiterate. I can spell and know how to use proper grammar, but I don't when I speak)
7. I have a southern accent. people call it cute but I don't know..
8. stop being a creep, it's weird.

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