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ally_sanderson
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 August 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 711
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ally_sanderson : Hi I'm Ally!(: im from NC and i love to read and i absolutely love to talk!(: i also have no life because i spend most of my time at practice (color guard)!(: thats pretty much it! Have a wonderful day!(:

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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ally_sanderson's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML

#21399079
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37928) - you deserved it (2466)

On 04/24/2015 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Laois)

Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML

#21288944
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36191) - you deserved it (2834)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:31am - animals - by noxiffic (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, my goat decided my hairstyle was so last season and restyled it for me with his teeth. FML

Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML

#20070700
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32246) - you deserved it (7674)

On 09/13/2012 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by blueballs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML

#15479009
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33461) - you deserved it (5281)

On 03/25/2011 at 4:50am - misc - by radicaloser - United States (Oregon)

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

#15227856
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42967) - you deserved it (4142)

On 03/07/2011 at 8:47am - kids - by fourfootnine (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my co-worker came back from Thailand with big new breasts. She told me to go ahead and touch them because they have a funny texture for the first few months. When our GM entered the room, I had both hands down my co-worker's shirt, agreeing that they were unnaturally firm. FML

#5163835
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14665) - you deserved it (37473)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML

#3983429
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49629) - you deserved it (3860)

On 07/23/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Gg (man) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend and she was grabbing the fat on my stomach I said to her "stop touching my fat". She replied "so don't touch you at all?" FML

#656486
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52700) - you deserved it (23828)

On 03/28/2009 at 1:43am - misc - by justinherass (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went for a job interview on my birthday. I had on a shirt and a tie on and I had my Blackberry in my pocket. I was running a little late, so I dashed outside. When I came out of the door, a bunch of my buddies screamed HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and poured Gatorade all over me. FML

#227236
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55446) - you deserved it (3447)

On 03/06/2009 at 4:24pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

#123831
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49080) - you deserved it (5501)

On 02/24/2009 at 3:34pm - health - by Sick (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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