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  • Town/Country : Houston, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 June 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1007
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About allstarrider : Love reading other peoples misfortunes :) love to play xbox and twitch what I play sometimes. Message me I like meeting new ppl! 😇

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Visits<b>twinklestar03</b> - 15 hours ago<b>missa8604</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 2:48pm<b>MissAimeeAngel</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 9:06am<b>classicate</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 8:44am<b>SuperDani</b> - the 09/04/2016 at 9:46am<b>ItnHmn</b> - the 08/25/2016 at 3:00pm<b>james08</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 6:27am<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 6:11pm<b>LatelyBananah</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 5:07pm<b>charrbee90</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 4:06am<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 3:23pm<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 5:24am<b>OlRed</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 8:25pm<b>poppunkette</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 10:49am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 10:37pm<b>shabnoor_m</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 1:28pm<b>scm7326</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 4:27am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 1:49am

Fucked!<b>classicate</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 2:44pm<b>OlRed</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 2:26am<b>erinix</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 5:09am<b>tintarroja</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 5:57am<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 8:01pm<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 8:21pm<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 1:55am<b>makkarari</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 3:32pm<b>sweetgurl1985</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 2:43pm<b>charrbee90</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 3:49pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 1:07am<b>Gabygonzalez9211</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 12:33pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 11:30pm<b>marianajade</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 2:04pm<b>Cautocracy</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 1:50pm<b>Aspen_Grace33</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 2:08am<b>awkwardeer</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 5:04am<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 1:07am

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allstarrider's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

by wtfdreams / 05/17/2009 at 8:33am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

by konens_dick / 03/22/2009 at 6:38am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids