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  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 March 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 415
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About allred1997 : Band is my life, I play clarinet alto sax and baritone. I also enjoy baseball and golf
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Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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