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allmidnighteyes

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allmidnighteyes

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allmidnighteyes's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem, because that's what I sing in my head when having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48860) - you deserved it (18942)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11155) - you deserved it (97612)

On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38578) - you deserved it (32133)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31408) - you deserved it (5309)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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940 comments

I agree, your life sucks (373093) - you deserved it (42430)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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