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  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36760) - you deserved it (4110)

On 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, l grounded my 17-year-old son from his computer because of his terrible attitude towards his homework. As payback, he convinced my 5-year-old daughter that if she goes to sleep, she'll never wake up. I now have a hysterical and sleepless child to deal with. FML



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