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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 January 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3588
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About aliyourpally : Hi :D

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Visits<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 2:30am<b>RA91</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 12:08am<b>SunshineBoy</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 3:52pm<b>MousE0910</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 12:08am<b>powerkeep</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 12:45pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 3:18pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 7:52am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 6:40pm<b>kiki1705</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 11:23am<b>leafynitemare</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 2:23am<b>papashaan</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 6:31pm<b>SaniK</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:20am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 8:41pm<b>Slasher2977</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 9:08pm<b>Kidjazzin</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 7:56am<b>Schala360</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 11:03am<b>sleepisweak</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 6:21am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 11:12pm

Fucked!<b>RA91</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 6:08am<b>powerkeep</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 6:45pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 12:40am<b>papashaan</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 12:31am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 2:41am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 5:12am

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aliyourpally's favorite FMLs

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

by Anonymous / 04/04/2011 at 1:26am / Health

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML

by anon / 03/05/2011 at 5:15am / United States (California) / Health

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

by Anonymous / 02/20/2011 at 10:28pm / Canada / Health

Today, whilst nibbling on my husband's ear, I swallowed a lump of his earwax. FML

by Emily Salt / 02/15/2011 at 3:34am / Intimacy

Today, I rummaged around in the attic, looking for old pictures of me and my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, and how he wanted to leave my mother more and more every day that passed since I was born. FML

by surfergal91 / 02/14/2011 at 3:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML

by Average / 02/13/2011 at 2:16am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

by bob / 02/05/2011 at 7:02am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML

by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2011 at 12:19am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

Today, I met up with an old high school friend who I used to make fun of because he put so much effort into his studies. Turns out he makes my annual salary in a month. FML

by Anonymous / 12/24/2010 at 10:12am / United States / Money

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

by Anonymous / 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I told my husband that I wanted to take advantage of the alone time we would have while our kids are visiting my parents. My idea? A nice dinner out and kinky sex all night long. His idea? Chinese buffet and subsequent dutch ovens in bed. FML

by Anonymous / 11/22/2010 at 5:26pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

by drunkfacebookuser / 10/23/2010 at 9:15am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was helping my Dad pick up the pieces of bark that came off the tree that we'd just cut down. I bent over to grab a dark looking piece of bark. Turn out it was my dogs crap. Fresh, warm, moist piece of crap to be exact. FML

by themanzz / 10/08/2010 at 8:08am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 2:29am / United States (Oregon) / Health