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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
aliciajuice's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 09/25/2013 at 6:37am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I started shaking my son's Little Bill doll in frustration, as the batteries weren't working. My nosy neighbor saw through the window and called the cops. They wouldn't believe me and now the whole neighborhood thinks I'm a child abuser. FML
by baddad / 09/23/2013 at 12:44am / United States / Kids
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
by really? / 09/22/2013 at 10:24pm / United States / Love
by mish / 09/22/2013 at 4:41pm / United Kingdom (Herefordshire) / Love
by msmidnight1965 / 09/22/2013 at 1:22pm / Canada / Kids
Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML
by not_fakingit / 09/22/2013 at 12:26am / Canada (Quebec) / Work
by monkey / 09/19/2013 at 6:30am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Stripes_And_Dots / 09/14/2013 at 2:26am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by WTF / 09/12/2013 at 7:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Frenchie / 09/12/2013 at 5:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by baxeh / 09/12/2013 at 7:47am / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my workplace was having a "prices are down" promotion. I had to wear a badge that said, "Down and staying down" all day, opening myself up to a lot of weirdos winking at me or saying, "Oh yeah, I bet you are". FML
by hawkwardd / 09/12/2013 at 3:42am / Australia / Work
by natattack / 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by spiritbeast33 / 09/11/2013 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Iskylite / 09/10/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Texas) / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…