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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 September 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 653
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About alicat089 : yes my birthday is 9/11

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Visits<b>miss_strauss</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 2:18am<b>joco4</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 2:02am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 9:51am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 7:53pm<b>CogadhTallon</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 2:04am<b>terryaly</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 12:18am<b>FalloutScrolls</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 1:02am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 12:25am<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 10:50pm<b>DeeZeeMb</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 11:14am<b>toasty_narwals</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 11:03am<b>samrompain</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 3:13pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 8:14pm<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 1:31pm<b>deutschland129</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 6:20pm<b>maxyutd1</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 11:59pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 9:51pm<b>Greatsoulme</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 6:24pm

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Today, the day before I'm supposed to leave for a long-anticipated trip to Europe, my mother admitted that she's never paid for it. She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go. I gave up Christmas for this trip. FML

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

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