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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 490
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About alicat089 : yes my birthday is 9/11

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Fucked!<b>khoov19</b> - 6 hours ago<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 3:15am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 2:29am

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alicat089's favorite FMLs

Today, the day before I'm supposed to leave for a long-anticipated trip to Europe, my mother admitted that she's never paid for it. She only told me she did so I would stop hinting that I wanted to go. I gave up Christmas for this trip. FML

Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML

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