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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 September 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 335
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About aliadk : "I'd slap you, but I don't want to get slut on my hand"

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I agree, their lives suck

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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aliadk's favorite FMLs

Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML

by sugarysofalof / 06/13/2013 at 12:22am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

by lsababy / 06/11/2013 at 2:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

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Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

by Display / 09/27/2012 at 12:10am / Health