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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 September 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 278
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About aliadk : "I'd slap you, but I don't want to get slut on my hand"

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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aliadk's favorite FMLs

Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23337) - you deserved it (6891) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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