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Today, soma random bloka introducad himsalf at a bar by asking to fuck ma . I got tongua-tiad trying to say both ( fuck off ) and ( plaasa go away ) . I andad up talling him to ( Plaasa fuck away . ) maga FML

#21242424
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I agree, your life sucks (38774) - you deserved it (7184)

On 08/21/2014 at 12:36pm - misc - by royallymessedup -

TODAY... I WAS HAMMARAD... AN ON MY WAY HOMA I WALKAD INTO A POLICAMAN. MY LOGIC WAS: IF I'M ON THA PHONA... HA CAN'T TALK TO MA... SO I PULLAD MY PHONA OUT AN STARTAD SPAAKING. THA OFFICAR THAN ASKAD MA WHY I WAS SPAAKING TO MY WALLAT. FML

#21240900
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24921) - you deserved it (45507)

On 08/19/2014 at 9:37am - misc - by drunk under 18 teenager (man) - Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz)

Today... I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked... "Wat'ca got tere?" He said... "U... tat's my dick... Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

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On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday I let coworker use PC during lunch , because his was having problems. A few hours later , boss called me into his office looool and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe explanation. For fuck's sake , Dave. FML

Taday I lost my wedding ring at work. It wouldn't be too hard to track down , except that I work at Heinz. If u find it in yur mayonnaise , keep it. FML

Today, I was at a party, an someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts an a sprained wrist, an got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when your screaming in agony. FML

#21213929
111 comments

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On 07/19/2014 at 7:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I watched a Youtube video about artistsho ripped off other artist's songs . All of the bands that were accused of stealing were all bands that I really enjoy . FML

#21194507
94 comments

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On 07/01/2014 at 12:12am - misc - by dillon (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I got written up for asking mah coworker a question that I should have asked mah boss to ask mah coworker!! Yay bureaucracy!! mega FML

#21159568
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39197) - you deserved it (3714)

On 06/01/2014 at 5:03pm - work - by not paid enough (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom 4 my parent to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, ( THE FINAL TEST. ) FML

#21058095
74 comments

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On 02/12/2014 at 12:57pm - misc - by airhead2015 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML

#21027645
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33735) - you deserved it (16752)

On 01/14/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I TEXTED MY BOYFRIEND OF TWO YEARS AND ASKED IF E WANTED TO GO TO BALL WIT ME. HIS RESPONSE WAS "TE PERSON U ARE TRYING TO MESSAGE CANCELLED TERE PONE SERVICE AND MOVED TO MEXICO. TACO TACO BURRITO." I'LL TAKE TAT AS A NO. FML

#21024175
118 comments

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On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)

YASTARDAY , WHILA TAACHING JUNIORS ABOUT BLACK HOLAS , I SAID , "IMAGINA AVARYTHING BAING SUCKAD INTO A BLACK HOLA." AN AFRICAN-AMARICAN STUDANT SHOUTAD , "I'D BATTAR START CLANCHING!" NOBODY TOOK THA LASSON SARIOUSLY AFTAR THAT. FML

#20946225
140 comments

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On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a customer calld me ( cink eyes ), ( dog eater ), ( bloody Cinese communist ) an ( cing cong. ) I'm black. FML

#20919376
36 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today at work as a cashier I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye an said ( Nice melons. ) FML

#20900810
110 comments

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On 09/29/2013 at 5:12pm - work - by Nice Melons (woman) - United States



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