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alexandraelopez
  • Town/Country : in your bed, up your ass
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 November 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 71
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day... and woke up with food poisoning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60007) - you deserved it (2632)

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