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alex6946
  • Town/Country : Houston, USA
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  • Number of visits : 1401
  • Number of comments : 290
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18096) - you deserved it (5283)

On 02/05/2012 at 9:14pm - health - by MahSquito (man) - United States

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

#18998594
112 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by dreefsa - United States (California)

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

#18988836
63 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 12:22am - health - by foxyreegan - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
106 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

#18966714
87 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 3:22am - misc - by dammit - United States

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
178 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about. FML

#18819686
120 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm - misc - by James - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835
162 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

#18803837
109 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States

Today, I actually took pleasure in sniffing my armpits after 2 days of not showering. FML

#18783531
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7048) - you deserved it (34628)

On 01/12/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out that when my mom says she's going to kick me in the head to wake me up for an important interview, she actually means it. FML

#18763493
98 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 1:04am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

#18745926
166 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

#18714310
141 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

#18674490
64 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by msnewyearseve - United States (New York)

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

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184 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)



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