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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML


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On 04/29/2013 at 2:07pm - love - by Wow. Really? - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was driving and a cute guy was staring at me. Flattered, I smiled at him, but he didn't even react. I realized he wasn't admiring me he was admiring my truck. This is the 5th time this week. My truck gets more game than I do. FML


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On 04/26/2013 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking my dog. A cute guy stopped me and said, "Wow, you are gorgeous!" I said thanks. He looked at me like I was nuts and said, "Not you, your dog." FML


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On 04/25/2013 at 8:11pm - animals - by emma_waters23 - United States (California)

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