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Today, I Woke Up An Found $30 Slippd Under Door With A Note That Read, "Please Buy Yourself A Quieter Vibrator. -Mom An Dad." FML

#20874309
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57821) - you deserved it (24034)

On 09/09/2013 at 11:15am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, My Boyfriand Found Out It Makas A Funny Fart Sound Whan Ha Blows Hard Into My Mouth In Tha Middla Of Making Out. I Can't Gat Him To Stop Doing It Avary Tima Wa Kiss. Maga FML

#20874035
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49426) - you deserved it (5368)

On 09/09/2013 at 2:15am - intimacy - by merpaderp14 (woman) - Canada

Today , I brought my Japanese grlfriend home 4 dinner with my family looool 4 the frst time . They all got drunk an made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us . My dad forgot her name an started calling her ( Rice Ball ) instead . FML

#20858245
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56099) - you deserved it (4436)

On 08/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Thanks everyone (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I Finally Acceptd Mah Grandma's Friend Request On Facebook . I Commentd On A Family Photo Album She'd Uploadd , Joking That The Quality Would Greatly Improve Once She Addd Pictures Of Me . My Comment Was Met With , "Shut Up U Sewage Rat" . Mega FML

#20857055
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39422) - you deserved it (7784)

On 08/27/2013 at 9:29pm - misc - by sweetnan (woman) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

I went on a new medicine . One of the listed side-effects was ( anal seepage ) an I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's ( not a real side-effect ) . I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home . big fat FML

#20839551
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40523) - you deserved it (9544)

On 08/15/2013 at 11:18pm - health - by stinky car - United States (Alabama)

TODAY, MY 7-YEAR-OLD SON PROUDLY ANNOUNCED THAT HE HAD LAID AN EGG DURING THE NIGHT!! I CHECKED!! HE'D SIMPLY SHAT THE BED!! FML

#20835170
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48123) - you deserved it (3800) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday... I was getting a bikini wax to prove to mah husband that I looool could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax... she said... "You know... if I wanted to... I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML

#20097870
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27115) - you deserved it (3449)

On 10/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying an getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone an got home , the first thing I heard was mah grandpa telling mah dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

#20023096
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34073) - you deserved it (2868)

On 08/15/2012 at 6:52pm - intimacy - by what the FUCK (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS SO BORAD AT WORK THAT I PUTTAD A ZIP TIA ON MAH FINGAR JUST FOR THA AXCITAMANT OF TRYING TO GAT IT OFF . FML

#8880583
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7472) - you deserved it (18126)

On 03/06/2010 at 10:56pm - work - by Maxx (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday I lerened explosive diarrhea is real !! I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket !! 10 feet in.!! !! liquid poo started spewing down mah pants legs !! 150 feet to go !! I ran !! It ran !! They watched !! After 15 minutes of cleaning.!! !! I slunk out !! Now.!! !! I have to fine a new market.!! !! maybe a new town !! FML

#6433881
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38966) - you deserved it (2964)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

#5828114
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88167) - you deserved it (14713)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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