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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 571
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About alcalaboy5 : Just here to past time and meet new people.
Snapchat: alcala_05

Im mainly into drawing, tattoos and sports. Im a college student majoring in business and as well as arts.
I currently have two tattoos, my whole chest and half a sleeve on my right arm

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Today, my friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressed the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already muted it earlier. I broke several minutes of my own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26876) - you deserved it (12531)

On 02/26/2015 at 4:17pm - misc - by MuteNToot (man) -

Today, I found out my son likes to pee in the shower. He stated, "It's okay because dad pees in the sink!" I'm living with a bunch of bears. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31337) - you deserved it (4788)

On 02/26/2015 at 6:24am - kids - by showerlover (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML


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On 02/07/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, in the middle of sex with my boyfriend, my visiting brother knocked on the door saying he'd want to hear the details later. My boyfriend said, "Sure", and kept going. FML


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On 01/30/2015 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML


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On 01/17/2015 at 5:24pm - misc - by for shite's sake (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML


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On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

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