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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 September 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 527
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37699) - you deserved it (1788)

On 07/15/2015 at 11:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44201) - you deserved it (6009)

On 12/08/2013 at 8:16pm - health - by goingtothegym (woman) - United States (California)

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML


I agree, your life sucks (72687) - you deserved it (4114)

On 09/09/2013 at 3:19am - love - by heartbroken - United States (California)

Today, the window cleaner did his rounds at my house. I sat at my mirror applying makeup and doing my hair. When he came to my window, he yelled rather loudly, "Stop putting on a show for me, you dirty slut!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (47359) - you deserved it (6134)

On 08/06/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by stillembarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn. I'm a girl. FML

Today, my room-mates were inspired by a TV show to make a "douchebag jar", into which we have to put money every time we say something obnoxious. It seems like I can't open my mouth without having to cough up £10. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7580) - you deserved it (24655)

On 11/24/2012 at 1:41pm - misc - by kay51 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11484) - you deserved it (38311)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34912) - you deserved it (9347)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (31393) - you deserved it (6035)

On 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by brittbrat4 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9672) - you deserved it (104742)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:32am - health - by princev - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16805) - you deserved it (227598)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I went out for pizza with my boyfriend. He loaned me his debit card and loudly announced in front of everyone that his pin code was the numerical equivalent of "Fart", and repeated it twice, just in case I hadn't heard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23319) - you deserved it (3502)

On 02/14/2011 at 2:14am - misc - by datingamoron (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42732) - you deserved it (27643) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26585) - you deserved it (3858)

On 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm - misc - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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