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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 September 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 504
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

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alanamarieg's favorite FMLs

Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44186) - you deserved it (6005)

On 12/08/2013 at 8:16pm - health - by goingtothegym (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34891) - you deserved it (9343)

On 05/26/2012 at 3:15am - intimacy - by ilovemymomma - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25587) - you deserved it (3760)

On 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm - misc - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28626) - you deserved it (3002)

On 10/03/2010 at 2:52pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML


I agree, your life sucks (45420) - you deserved it (3551)

On 12/27/2009 at 5:34pm - love - by notgoodenough38 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68713) - you deserved it (3470)

On 09/25/2009 at 1:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I phoned one of the IT guys upstairs for help with my PC. He said it would only take a few minutes; and would just fix it through a direct connection from his computer to mine. Hours later; I was feeling devilish, and quickly checked out an adult website. Mr IT Guy was still connected. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7213) - you deserved it (61756)

On 07/22/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by debodave (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65655) - you deserved it (3709)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by fd_uplife (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46059) - you deserved it (19197)

On 06/19/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by ilikeirishducks (woman) - Italy

Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML


I agree, your life sucks (114563) - you deserved it (5278)

On 06/09/2009 at 9:36am - intimacy - by SleepyKirsty (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77645) - you deserved it (6099)

On 05/12/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by Karmas3itch - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had my quarterly review with my supervisor at the warehouse I work at. He told me I was doing great and we discussed my raise. After I left his office, his supervisor told me I was being fired for my attendance. The last time I missed work was to attend a funeral. Five months ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55207) - you deserved it (2021)

On 03/05/2009 at 10:10am - work - by crub (man) - United States (Iowa)

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