About akirakuran42 : I'm just a college student who passes the time by reading FMLs to make me feel better about all the stupid things I do.
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Today, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." FML
by Anonymous / 03/08/2014 at 6:13pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by tpj24 / 01/07/2014 at 7:00pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/01/2013 at 2:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by PokeWife / 02/06/2013 at 8:38am / United States (Nebraska) / Love
by L / 10/16/2012 at 6:59pm / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/21/2012 at 7:14pm / United States / Love
by Tristansefam1367 / 03/12/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by GingerJ / 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, I was watching wrestling videos on YouTube, when my little brother walked in. Later, my little brother told my parents that I was watching naked men on my computer. They won't stop thinking that I was watching gay porn. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 9:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by wispywee / 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by trifioso / 01/08/2011 at 8:56am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I was making out with this guy I had been seeing, and things start to get pretty steamy. As he paused for a second, I thought he was going to get up and find a condom, but instead he turns to me and says, "I think I'm going to go to the library." I wasn't invited. FML
by Anonymous / 12/29/2009 at 12:02am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML
by Twinner / 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Transportation
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