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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 May 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 632
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41369) - you deserved it (3195)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (120398) - you deserved it (9155)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I was going to volunteer at a soup kitchen. I saw a man working, so I went up to him to ask where I should sign in. Before I even opened my mouth, he told me that they opened at 12 and to come back then for my meal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39305) - you deserved it (4405)

On 07/20/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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