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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 January 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 143
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About akamegan : Hey :) I'm Megan. I'm 14 and im from PEI. :)

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Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42399) - you deserved it (7606)

On 07/24/2013 at 9:31pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58920) - you deserved it (3200)

On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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