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ajnorma
  • Town/Country : Edinburgh
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 451
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About ajnorma : Therapeutic radiography student.
Living with my fiancé and our cat Misty.
Will one day get a FML posted.

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Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML

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On 05/18/2013 at 8:54am - intimacy - by lez probs - United States

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

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On 10/15/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML

#20113138
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I agree, your life sucks (14150) - you deserved it (2170)

On 10/12/2012 at 2:15am - love - by anonymous2.0 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML

#20113138
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On 10/12/2012 at 2:15am - love - by anonymous2.0 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML

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On 10/04/2012 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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