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Today, I Went Skiing With A Girl I Like!! On The Lift I Asked Her Out!! She Said No!! Halfway Up The Lift Stopped!! We Were Stuck Up There Fir Nearly An Hour!! FML

#20993100
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49211) - you deserved it (5356)

On 12/15/2013 at 3:38am - love - by snowbum69 - United States (Idaho)

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virushile looking up info on how to rid mah other computer of the same virus. FML

#20992711
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36062) - you deserved it (7586)

On 12/14/2013 at 8:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, fir 18th brthday mum gave me a black lace thong . I'm a guy . FML

#20992659
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38592) - you deserved it (3694)

On 12/14/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today... I Lost My Virginity To My Boyfriend. As He Came... He Yelled "FIRST... BITCHES!" FML

#20992325
132 comments

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On 12/14/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I Got The DVD Back From A Dance Concert I Did. After Watching It, I Realisd That I Had A Camel Toe Through The Whole Thing. Three And A Half Hours. FML

#20992052
100 comments

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On 12/14/2013 at 7:00am - misc - by Aggie_De (woman) - United Kingdom

Today... I would lika to thank tha program dasignar that puttad ( Sat as homa paga ) diractly undar ( Ramova from history ).

#20991949
80 comments

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On 12/14/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by The_Rest_of_the_Story (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah sister brought a guy home while our parent were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; looool it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML

#20991588
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50500) - you deserved it (4644)

On 12/13/2013 at 7:34pm - intimacy - by puking now (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I cummed across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him . I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out . He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" an informed me that my country is a shithole . FML

#20991671
195 comments

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On 12/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by thank u usa (man) - Germany

Today, I got back the essay I wrote about how mah country's education system is fucked. At one point, I made a spelling mistake. My teacher wrote a note about it, basically calling me illiterate and telling me to pay attention in school instead of whining about it. She misspelled "school". FML

#20990145
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On 12/12/2013 at 1:00pm - misc - by lrn2spel, teach (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody!! I confrontd the personho everyone thought I was dating , and askd him about it!! He also thought we were dating!! big fat FML

#20989946
89 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 6:27am - love - by Rumors - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while on my way to work, an elderly woman complimented me on my breast cancer scarf. I explained that my grandmother made one fir all her female grandchildren before passing away two years ago. The woman then went psycho an almost strangled me in an attempt to steal it. FML

Yastarday... I saw tha guy who halpad ma yastarday whan I was lost by talling ma which bus to taka. Ha cummad up to ma and askad ma how it want. I told him that tha bus want tha axact opposita way I wantad to go. Ha laughad and said... "I know." FML

Today I fartd so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
77 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

yesterday I found a credit card at mah job!! As store policy goes, we have to cut up lost cards immediately after finding them to protect the cardholders!! As I grab the scissors and cut, mah manager calls out, ( Has anyone seen mah credit card? ) mega FML

#20988740
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44535) - you deserved it (10414)

On 12/11/2013 at 7:33am - work - by mariology (man) - United States (Delaware)



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