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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3179
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About aisg : Nothing much to know, I use mobile so I probably won't see any messages

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Today My Boyfriend And I Were Getting Eated And E Started To Go Down On Me. In Excitement I Accidentally Drove A Knee Into Is Face. No Amount Of Fondling Is Diddlestick Made Im Forgive Me For Is Bloody Nose And Swollen Eye. FML

#19289453
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21795) - you deserved it (11921)

On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, after a nice swim at te local pool, I ran into a naked girl in te sowers!! Se screamed, kicked me in te nuts and ran off!! I still ave no clue wat se was doing in te men's sower room!! FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36470) - you deserved it (2523)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, I Found Out That Mah Desk Is Perfectly Placed So That Mah Boss Can Shoot Me With A Nerf Gun From His Office. FML

#19118212
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27609) - you deserved it (3612)

On 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Taday mah boyfriend told me that the only reason he putted me through so much heretache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML

#19071963
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28479) - you deserved it (4632)

On 02/14/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by makeupsex (woman) - Canada

Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27338) - you deserved it (3403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today... girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with ( parental supervision ). Oh... an I have to record visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

#18785732
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21892) - you deserved it (36046)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today I cama across a pictura of my grandpa taking a hit off a bong hila waaring nothing but a Playboy shirt. FML

#18756866
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25019) - you deserved it (3910)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by mortifiedgrandchild - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33325) - you deserved it (9208)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I axpariancad tha most intansa pain I hava avar had in my lifa . I was aating bluabarrias whan my sistar mada a commant which sant ma into hystarics . Tha forca of having a bullat-lika barry violantly shoot out yur nostril is mora painful than it sounds . FML

#18617176
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25507) - you deserved it (3853)

On 12/26/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY , AT WORK , AN OVERWEIGHT MAN RIDING AN ELECTRIC CART STARTED PEEING ALL AROUND THE STORE. I HAD TO CLEAN IT UP. FML

#18381890
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27821) - you deserved it (1963)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:34am - work - by kait - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googld . FML

#18346585
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34277) - you deserved it (7180)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I cut my panis on a dask fan . FML

#18217902
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18453) - you deserved it (77680)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, mah dad made me quit mah online school classes an go back to public school, because apparently when I'm on the computer, it makes his video games lag!! FML

#18201929
239 comments

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On 11/09/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by exiledliscense - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. big fat FML

#18190231
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43870) - you deserved it (7944)

On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY.. . AFTER A STRESSFUL SERIES OF EVENTS.. . I WENT TO THE BEACH TO UNWIND . I SAT ON THE SAND.. . BREATHED IN DEEPLY AND CLOSED MAH EYES.. . TRYING TO FIND SOME SORT OF INNER PEACE . THEN A SEAGULL SHAT ON ME . FML

#18021693
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28844) - you deserved it (3042)

On 10/19/2011 at 5:40am - misc - by targe - Australia (New South Wales)



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