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Today, in my psychology class we were covering OCDs. I have an issue with creased paper and my best friend brought it up, so for the next hour my class mates sat screwing up paper to see how long I could continuously have a panic attack. FML
by Annieisnotokay / 04/17/2013 at 6:20am / United Kingdom / Health
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 3:43pm / Isle of Man / Miscellaneous
Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer in my glove box. According to the police, the random key code for my car type has been cracked, and thieves can now let themselves in whenever they want. The manufacturer says they can't do anything about it. FML
by Anonymous / 09/22/2010 at 5:39pm / United Kingdom (London) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 08/30/2010 at 6:34am / Oman (Masqat) / Miscellaneous
by ananomus / 08/22/2010 at 12:26am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Our Talisman / 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm / Transportation
Today, while taking pictures by the pool, my friend wanted to use my camera. I told her to put the wrist strap on so it wouldn't fall into the pool. She dropped the camera while trying to put the strap on. FML
by Me. / 07/23/2010 at 1:58am / United States (Texas) / Geek
by thesadone / 07/03/2010 at 2:49am / United States (California) / Geek
Today, I was telling my sister about the stupid sorts of questions I get asked at work. She looked at me and said "I give you five years until you turn into a raging, chain-smoking corporate bitch." My mom agreed. FML
by ams / 03/12/2010 at 8:23pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML
by Anonymous / 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/25/2010 at 10:27am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by nichaneely / 01/21/2010 at 12:29am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…