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aireeahna

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aireeahna

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14342
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 21 posted

About aireeahna : I am a girl.

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aireeahna's favorite FMLs

Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML

#21388506
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26281) - you deserved it (3129)

On 04/06/2015 at 7:44am - animals - by tannerrosetx_1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

#21388350
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25401) - you deserved it (4357)

On 04/05/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got hit by a car. Not a real one, though; my sister thought it would be funny to take her RC car and smash it over my head as hard as she could. FML

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

#21388202
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28235) - you deserved it (2157)

On 04/05/2015 at 6:19pm - animals - by :O - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I found out my car needs an oil change. I had to listen the warning alert beep for over 200 miles. FML

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

#21388113
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30733) - you deserved it (3263)

On 04/05/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Itsbeen8years (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML

#21388075
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28770) - you deserved it (2744)

On 04/05/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by supercharged - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

#21388006
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29566) - you deserved it (3287)

On 04/05/2015 at 11:38am - misc - by tardspawn (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I started having chest pains and shortness of breath. I thought I was having a heart attack and I asked my husband to take me to the hospital. He told me to wait because he'd just ordered a pizza. FML

#21387949
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30367) - you deserved it (2734)

On 04/05/2015 at 8:27am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I mentioned to my girlfriend that I'd sent in a job application after she went home. In front of her parents. Who thought she'd stayed the night at a friend's place. FML

Today, all day, in a huge blizzard, I've been stuck with a very nice, but very ugly, toothless and rather large and somewhat smelly woman, who has been continuously saying, "It feels like we're dating. Doesn't it feel like we're dating?" Ugh. No, no it doesn't. And please don't kill me. FML

#21344628
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23985) - you deserved it (2366)

On 01/26/2015 at 5:19pm - misc - by Yellow an (man) - United States

Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML

#21344550
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26217) - you deserved it (11558)

On 01/26/2015 at 2:17pm - misc - by boogery - United States

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

#21344494
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25138) - you deserved it (2410)

On 01/26/2015 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonomous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

#21344486
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25523) - you deserved it (5192)

On 01/26/2015 at 10:21am - animals - by HannaMD - Canada

Today, a weird friend of my father's decided to visit us. Our house isn't very big, so when he went to the bathroom, I could hear everything. He didn't wash his hands after a massive dump, and when he came out of the bathroom he patted my face. FML



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