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Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML
by therevsev / 10/02/2011 at 2:05am / United States / Intimacy
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/29/2011 at 1:15am / United States / Love
by minnEmouse / 06/20/2011 at 10:40pm / United States / Love
by eric / 03/16/2011 at 3:31am / United States / Intimacy
by nothingisreal69 / 03/01/2011 at 5:21pm / Reserved / Animals
Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML
by Hailey / 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by nomoreart / 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Youdontneed2knowmyname / 02/05/2011 at 12:29am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding things into its barrel. We then watched 'Enemy at the Gates'. I basically endured 4 hours of gun porn. FML
by missbrit / 02/04/2011 at 2:59am / United Kingdom (Staffordshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by unfortunategeek / 12/23/2010 at 11:13am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by agentile / 12/01/2010 at 8:14pm / United States / Love
Today, after discussing the side-effects of an insomnia aid, my doctor said that making a choice was naturally a difficult one, and that he would only prescribe it to me once I'd had "a good, long sleep on it". He then laughed out loud and called in the next patient. FML
by royalscenery / 10/27/2010 at 5:58pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by bigmikenyc / 07/15/2010 at 5:31am / United States / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…