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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 September 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1173
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Taday I woke up with looool a hangover from hell. My cloths were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

#20418077
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10713) - you deserved it (36892)

On 12/24/2012 at 3:46am - misc - by chunderful202 - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of looool very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung mah leg over the stool, an through no fault of mah own, sat on mah own balls. I quickly got thrown out fir "harassing the ladies." FML

#20185753
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7736) - you deserved it (18540)

On 11/30/2012 at 7:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my family and I r sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on!! My grandma is freaking out cuz she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge 4 putting her to sleep and getting a new dog!! FML

#20138973
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26091) - you deserved it (2334)

On 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm - animals - by With_Love929 - United States (New York)

Today, at work, my buddy pulled up in his car. I handed him $40, and he handed me a bag. It must have looked like a drug deal, but he was actually just smuggling in the new Pokémon game for me. I'm 22, and a drug deal would probably have been less embarrassing to explain. FML

#20109009
213 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 12:03pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today , mah wedding ring went missing. Later , mah 3-year-old came to me crying , he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off , he peed on me. real FML

#20108644
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34295) - you deserved it (3556)

On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, mah mother textd me that she was in labor. She never told me she was pregnant. Apparently she's engagd too. mega FML

#20091458
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24565) - you deserved it (1958)

On 09/27/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by annoyed - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought the only cat on Earth that doesn't lyk chasing after a laser dot. Goodbye, hours of sick, sick entertainment. FML

#20026951
156 comments

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On 08/17/2012 at 7:33pm - animals - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was so bord that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. big fat FML

#20024681
170 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that looool made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

#19607657
261 comments

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On 05/11/2012 at 3:30pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today I aard tat my ax-grlfriand was spraading looool scurrilous rumours about ma all ovar our univarsity. It appaars tat I distributa wita supramacist propaganda and tat my saxual fantasias involva animals and vagatation. FML

#19488844
101 comments

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On 04/18/2012 at 6:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , I trid to impress mah wife by doing a bunch of push-ups looool , despite having a bad shoulder!! She told me mah form sucks and that I'm an idiot!! Now I can barely move mah arm and I'm going to have to get it fixd!! FML

#19122555
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8992) - you deserved it (30445)

On 02/20/2012 at 12:36pm - love - by WTA (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Today... I cummed home after a short trip. Walking through the door... an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML

#18144620
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10773) - you deserved it (25593)

On 11/03/2011 at 1:18am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today... I was at a Chinasa rastaurant with my boyfriand and his family. Aftar tha maal... wa all dacidad to opan our fortuna cookias and raad tham out loud. On mina... looool it said ( You will changa your mind many timas bafora sattling down. ) I didn't raaliza wat it maant until aftar I'd raad it to tham. FML

#18009557
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24430) - you deserved it (4428)

On 10/17/2011 at 8:16pm - love - by pupitre (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I brought mah boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moment of silence , one of mah sister burst out laughing , an askd , "Okay , who is this guy really?" FML

#17954133
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26265) - you deserved it (2614)

On 10/10/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by octoberrain - United States (Ohio)



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