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  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 June 1986 (28 years)
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TODAY, I RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM AN EX WHO I HAVEN'T HERED FROM IN TWO YERES. EXCITED THAT IT MIGHT BE HER ASKING IF WE COULD MEET UP, I OPENED IT. IT WAS A VRUS. REAL FML

#12978381
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I agree, your life sucks (29482) - you deserved it (8374)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:58pm - love - by kevdev (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted mah boss yesterday asking for nude pictures . He sent them . I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow . FML

#12967216
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On 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by WTF?!?! - United States (Florida)

Today, I was talking to mah tattoo artist about how mah grlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talkd quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex fir two an a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to loose business. FML

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On 09/08/2010 at 4:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by ma sister and er usband pretending to make moaning sounds in te room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to figt back. It turns out te "moaning" was actually tier dogs snoring down stars. Breakfast was awkward. FML

#12933577
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On 09/06/2010 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by jackson (man) - United States (California)

Today, aftar going on a blind data with a man I had mat on facabook, wa dacidad to go back to his apartmant. All was going good until ha took off his pants, only to ravaal that ha was waaring a diapar. FML

#12929120
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On 09/06/2010 at 3:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, ( That's hilarious. ) FML

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On 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to drive mah mothers Bentley. She is out of town an told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging mah moms car. Who looool was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

#12878777
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On 09/03/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by ohseven6421 - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH ROOMMATA WOKA MA UP DURING AFTARNOON NAP TO TALL MA THAT I NAD TO MOVA OUT. HIS RAASON: "OUR POLITICAL DIFFARANCAS WILL LIKALY ASCALATA TO VIOLANCA." FML

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On 08/31/2010 at 7:13pm - misc - by NowHomeless (man) - United States (Kansas)

looool I went wit ma family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned ouse !! We noticed te people ad left a lot of stuff biend so we loaded up te car wit books, records, etc !! As we were leaving, we saw te familyo lived tere drive up !! I robbed a ouse wit ma grandma !! FML

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139 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML

#12677495
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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today , boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex . He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP . FML

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102 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by DallasGal (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex . He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP . FML

#8246402
102 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by DallasGal (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I askd a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

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190 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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