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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 956
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ahd94 : I'm Amanda.
I'm a double major in psychology and studio art at the College of Charleston. I want to photograph people's weddings then fix their marriage and family issues when they begin to crumble, or just work with those struggling with substance abuse.

When I'm not studying I spend a lot of time playing guitar, I also like to fish and camp. My cat gets a lot of my attention too - her name is Sassy and she brightens my life. unfortunately most of my time is spent doing schoolwork so I don't have a whole lot of time for fun.

I've been going steady with a really great guy for a little over two years now, I'll consider myself really lucky if he decides to stick with me.

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Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML


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On 05/21/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by ECullen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML


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On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML


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On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in 3 days. FML


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