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About agzz21 : Sup everybody.
I love football and I'm waiting anxiously for the 2014 world cup!! It's gonna be great!
I dream that one day I can live in either Spain or UK to experience the amazing football that goes around.
Anyways, if you got any questions or want to know more about me, send me a message.

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Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

Today, as I was walking downstairs to get breakfast, I saw my parents had decided to have a quickie on the couch. I had to awkwardly stand out of sight on the stairs, too scared to go down, or even back up, because our stairs creak. FML

Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML


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On 08/08/2013 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mum picked up a bunch of tissues that were scattered around my room. She examined them, then asked me to stop wasting her potential grandchildren. FML


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On 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML


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On 08/04/2013 at 4:37am - love - by uniannonymous - United Kingdom (Merton)

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML


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On 07/13/2013 at 1:33pm - love - by fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML


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On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. 20 minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML


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On 06/05/2013 at 6:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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