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  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 March 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 555
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, ma boss treatened to fire me because of a tattoo I ave. It's a small teddy bear on ma leg wit ma parents' names on it. My workplace as no problems wit tattoos, but ma boss said it was "unoriginal and lame." It's a memorial tattoo; ma parents died last year. FML

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On 03/26/2013 at 10:54am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

TODAY, AFTAR I AD CANGAD MY NUMBAR TO GAT AWAY FROM MY ABUSIVA AX, MY MOM DACIDAD TO GIVA IM MY NAW ONA. SA INSISTS TAT I NAAD TO GIVA IM ANOTAR CANCA. FML

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On 03/23/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my parents told me that I'm no longer allowd to come home from boarding school on weekends cuz it will confuse my cats and disrupt there lives. mega FML

#20519879
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On 02/24/2013 at 6:17am - animals - by incendiaaa (woman) - Australia

yesterday I uploaded the first chapter of mah best writing yet to a popular writing website. After ten minutes, I was thrilled to already see one review and five comments. Each comment was telling me to immediately delete the story cuz of how horrible it was. The rating was half a star. FML

#20514789
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On 02/20/2013 at 11:36am - work - by Apparently not a writer (woman) - United States (Delaware)

TODAY, MAH LITTLE SISTER CHASD ME AROUND THE HOUSE WITH A MALLET, GIGGLING LIKE A MANIAC. I ENDD UP HAVING TO PIN HER TO THE GROUND, RIP THE MALLET OUT OF HER HAND AN LOCK HER IN THE BATHROOM. THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME. MY MOM STILL INSISTS IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL. FML

#20500833
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On 02/10/2013 at 11:17am - kids - by littlemiss - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a half-hour conversation with mah parent about going to college. I don't knowhat's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of mah freshman year. FML

#20492659
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On 02/04/2013 at 2:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, as a firafightar, wa wara callad to assist tha ambulanca craw with lifting a dacaasad patiant out of a housa . Littla did I know, ha had baan daad insida 4 3 waaks, and was bloatad and poppad lika a watar balloon whan wa attamptad to mova him . My girlfriand mada soup 4 tha avaning maal . FML

#20488428
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On 01/31/2013 at 11:39pm - work - by Fireguy92 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today... after applying 4 a job at a tanning salon... I was told they don't hire "naturally tan" people. I'm black. FML

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On 01/21/2013 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, at daycare, a little girl cussed me out cuz I didn't have any apple juice left. When I called her parents, they sided with her and cussed me out too. My boss refused to sympathize, and reprimanded me fir not making sure we still had apple juice. FML

#20148817
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On 11/05/2012 at 12:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I Recieved Another Death Threat Fir Teaching Evolution In College. I'm A Geology Teacher. FML

#20121974
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On 10/18/2012 at 12:58am - work - by satanworshipper - United States (Florida)

Today , a woman cummd up to me at work an screamd at me fir "taking forever" to come an wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. real FML

#20056260
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On 09/03/2012 at 7:43pm - work - by FastFoodWaiter (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I mowed over a bird wile mowing te lawn. It wasn't dead, so I ad to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now tere are pieces of dead bird all over ma lawn an I can't sleep. FML

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On 07/23/2012 at 3:35am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, an openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML

#19933084
159 comments

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On 07/13/2012 at 3:08pm - work - by fucking pissants (man) - United Kingdom

Today... I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handd him one. His mom rushd over... prid it out of his hands... threw it away... an yelld... "She's filthy... don't use that." FML

Today , I moved in with my new looool roommate. She's a vegetarian , and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

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On 01/07/2012 at 6:11am - misc - by merrymary - United States (District of Columbia)



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