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About aforbiddendance : Hi, my name is Ellen and I kinda like bands a lot. Talk to me if you want to, I'm probably bored anyway.

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Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML


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On 12/01/2014 at 2:30am - money - by shitty candles - United States (Washington)

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML


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