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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 November 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1122
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About aforbiddendance : Hi, my name is Ellen and I kinda like bands a lot. Talk to me if you want to, I'm probably bored anyway.

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aforbiddendance's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML

by ringrash / 01/14/2016 at 1:17am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML

by Son of a Bitch / 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm / United States / Holidays

Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML

by shitty candles / 12/01/2014 at 2:30am / United States (Washington) / Money

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML

by Jizzyface / 12/29/2013 at 7:36am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy