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Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML
by FFS / 05/28/2015 at 1:41pm / Cyprus (Limassol) / Money
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