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aeslehc_
  • Town/Country : Chula vista, Usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1007
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About aeslehc_ : Depending on what day you catch me on, I can be pretty damn nice, or pretty damn bitchy.

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Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML

#8630946
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22307) - you deserved it (3520)

On 02/25/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by mainey92 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

#8366883
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29368) - you deserved it (6887)

On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was pulling a car out of the shop where I work, when I tried to go over a small snow bank to park it. What I didn't realize was the snow had turned into solid ice, and it broke the front bumper cover. It's going to cost $1000 to fix it and I also had to call the owner. FML

Today, my drunk mother got into a fight with the lady at Krystal burger. Why? "Because the bitch said they aren't making special orders." FML

#8085656
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18679) - you deserved it (2098)

On 02/10/2010 at 10:10am - misc - by Krit - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss' truck. While he was in it. FML

#7939097
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7780) - you deserved it (16483)

On 02/06/2010 at 2:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML

#7821444
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17696) - you deserved it (4821)

On 02/02/2010 at 7:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found I had rolled, and was smoking a cigarette without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-smoker. FML

#7815637
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8690) - you deserved it (26596)

On 02/02/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by Namnack - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML

#7744599
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6243) - you deserved it (26854)

On 01/31/2010 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after spending four days having my resume, cover letter, and references proofread and perfected by professionals, I finally submitted it all to the summer internship of my dreams. I received a rejection letter ten minutes later. FML

#7437449
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20294) - you deserved it (1889)

On 01/19/2010 at 2:20pm - work - by PiMan (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

#7433356
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20414) - you deserved it (2319)

On 01/19/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML

#7431975
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27003) - you deserved it (1296)

On 01/19/2010 at 1:44am - work - by StillHurt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

#7420150
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7268) - you deserved it (37599)

On 01/18/2010 at 2:39pm - misc - by burnedboy (man) - United States

Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 mins of him describing how beautiful she is and how much we look alike and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML

#7415965
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36506) - you deserved it (1712)

On 01/18/2010 at 6:49am - misc - by Mills (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

#7405426
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8567) - you deserved it (31451)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:57pm - love - by IceMage (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, whilst working at the supermarket, a man came through my checkout who couldn't open the plastic bags. I thought it would be a laugh to make fun of him because of it, saying "Come on! What's wrong with you?". Turns out he has arthritis. And Parkinson's Disease. He left, more than angry. FML



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