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Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19044) - you deserved it (39008)

On 05/08/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML


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On 04/02/2009 at 6:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML


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On 04/01/2009 at 10:36pm - misc - by lisa321 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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