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adrienne127's favorite FMLs
by loveyouson / 01/09/2013 at 1:48pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Kids
by kk / 01/09/2013 at 11:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
by finallyready / 01/08/2013 at 2:56pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
by Obi1Shinobi / 10/30/2012 at 10:27am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was suntanning outside, when I had a bout of nausea. I rushed to the toilet, hoping at all costs to just dry-heave it away. When I lifted the lid, I was faced with two of the most rancid floaters I've ever seen, courtesy of my live-in gran. Well, my stomach's empty now. FML
by rainbows? more like shitstorms / 08/16/2012 at 8:22pm / United States / Health
Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML
by Anonymous / 03/07/2012 at 1:29am / United States / Health
by jellyybean / 09/05/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, my neighbor from across the road phoned me at work telling me there was a fire engine outside my house and a lot of smoke. I drove home in a panic, smashing a rear light on a post and getting flashed by a speed camera. It wasn't my house. The firemen were putting out a bonfire next door. FML
by wahhh / 08/08/2011 at 7:07am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML
by FailedSniper / 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/05/2011 at 6:43am / France (Alsace) / Love
Today, my landlord sent tree cutters to take down a tree in our front yard. I didn't realize their job included walking around the house and gratuitously staring at me through the window as I dressed. My boyfriend won't complain because he's afraid our rent will go up in retaliation. FML
by iheartnjdevils / 01/12/2011 at 2:42pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm / Miscellaneous
by clitorasaurus / 08/21/2010 at 2:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' FML
by Ghost / 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I hadn't popped the question to her yet. For the last six months, I have been respectfully trying to convince her over protective father to give me his blessing. FML
by K-9cop / 09/09/2009 at 7:11pm / United States / Love
- Today, I was diagnosed with strep throat. My mom wasted no time accusing me of whoring around and… Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance… Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able…