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adhchopper
  • Town/Country : MASSACHUSSETS, 'Merica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 July 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 76
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About adhchopper : I'm a hardcore redditor and pro adventurer

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Today, I found out that my new husband is expecting two children: ours, due in January, and our 16-year-old neighbor's, due in March. FML

Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22124) - you deserved it (713)

On 08/17/2012 at 9:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)



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