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About addioty : Hiya! I'm Addy (: Sometimes I post here. Haven't been on this account since April 2014 but found my old account when scrolling through the comments on random FMLS. Future nurse, dog owner, reality-TV obsessed vegetarian. I don't have too much going on haha.
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Today, I told my girlfriend about my extreme fear of flying roaches. She immediately got upset because she thought, since I'm from the Caribbean, I would be "manlier" and "eat stuff like that for breakfast". FML
Friday 2 October 2015