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About addioty : I really love the show catfish.

Middle aged creepy ass boys, I'm a 17 year old UNDERAGED girl and y'all need to fucking stop with the horny messages. The majority of you are super weird and I'm honestly not interested. Sorry. P.S: If you are insulted by my comments - grow up. This is the real world, not everyone is going to tiptoe around your emotions to ensure your happiness 100%, and I refuse to sacrifice my views.

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Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line. FML


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On 10/20/2013 at 10:34am - health - by Teiu88 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my girlfriend about my extreme fear of flying roaches. She immediately got upset because she thought, since I'm from the Caribbean, I would be "manlier" and "eat stuff like that for breakfast". FML


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