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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 May 1997 (18 years)
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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addictedtoIASIP's favorite FMLs

Today, I was shocked to notice that my hair has started growing out entirely silver, supposedly due to pregnancy. I'm 19. Apparently, according to my aunt, "It runs in the family." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32066) - you deserved it (6468)

On 12/19/2014 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41270) - you deserved it (11170)

On 10/23/2014 at 12:04am - love - by Rachel - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35171) - you deserved it (3880)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39446) - you deserved it (5449)

On 08/28/2014 at 9:47pm - love - by ch4nny (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22088) - you deserved it (45219)

On 08/27/2014 at 6:57pm - misc - by Woops (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML


I agree, your life sucks (36924) - you deserved it (4550)

On 02/22/2013 at 8:06am - intimacy - by PoorMe - United States

Today, while I was waiting to pull out of a parking space, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to put the car into reverse instead of drive while I was waiting for traffic to clear. I don't think the people who own the car behind me were laughing. Nor is my now ex-boyfriend. FML


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On 05/28/2012 at 5:38am - misc - by Broke (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a bunch of my friends have been accepted to various colleges while I've been denied to the past 5. To cheer me up, my mom drove me to McDonald's. While we were in the drive-thru, she asked them if they had any job openings. FML


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On 03/18/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by pwib - United States (California)

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