About adamo_erebus : Studying to become a legal drug dealer.
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adamo_erebus's favorite FMLs
by talkingtoaretard / 01/25/2012 at 12:00am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by thosedamnkids / 01/22/2012 at 12:09am / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 1:13am / Canada / Health
by randomgirl / 01/07/2012 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by Imgonnahaveabf / 01/05/2012 at 7:06am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/03/2012 at 10:30pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Kevin / 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm / France / Miscellaneous
by AllergyRidden / 12/24/2011 at 5:05pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
by dealingdave / 12/19/2011 at 7:24am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
by Grubendol / 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Santa / 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
by stinky / 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
by skidmark / 12/08/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 4:01pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by hitintheeye / 11/26/2011 at 10:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…