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Today, I was in a public restroom when my almost-2-year-old figured out how to open the door and run out. Half-a-dozen strangers watched me scramble to pull up my pants and moon everyone before running after her. FML

#20948920
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41414) - you deserved it (3901)

On 11/07/2013 at 10:23am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my son's lemonade stand was robbed by a senior citizen. FML

#20908703
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48211) - you deserved it (3070)

On 10/05/2013 at 6:25pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got my period 2 days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML

#20861465
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42208) - you deserved it (3651)

On 08/31/2013 at 8:14am - health - by faulty plumbimg! (woman) - India

Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML

#20851738
78 comments

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On 08/24/2013 at 1:21am - misc - by Holding - United States (Virginia)

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

#20841540
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57880) - you deserved it (6726)

On 08/17/2013 at 10:18am - love - by why - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I paid for someone else's pee so that I could pass my drug test. I didn't pass the drug test. FML

#19520767
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8303) - you deserved it (63442)

On 04/24/2012 at 4:29am - work - by xharmonyx - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

#969967
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21749) - you deserved it (55338)

On 04/14/2009 at 1:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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